If you have a vagina,
And you’re plagued by yeast,
Get to know the wonders of wheatgrass suppositories.
Take the wheatgrass pulp from the juicer, soak it in the juice for a sec to get it wet, and stick it up there.
Stick a plug of wheatgrass pulp in your backside, too.
It’s a plant & it won’t hurt you.
Let em sit for a good two hours, then take em out.
Do it again the following day (drinking an ounce or two of the juice each day, by the way)
& I swear your body will let go of so much yeast it’ll be unreal.
Yeast is also an underlying cause of eczema for a lot of people, so your skin might calm down after you do this.
Thank me later.